random moments from life: Vitamins
Thiamine is a drunk Russian wearing handcuffs rolling in a pile of coins, muttering “beri beri” under his breath. Oh, and he doesn’t like to eat.
Riboflavin is a cat with two kittens meowing “Nyow!” but Riboflavin likes to hiss instead. The Joker is sitting with them.
Niacin is a pessimistic brat who’s always sitting on the toilet, demented, itchy, and on the verge of death. He eats too much corn.
Pantothenic is a child wearing weird pants running around the lobby and basically acting like a little sh*t. He likes toy cars.
Pyridoxal is a spider climbing the random pyramid structure. When you see him, scream “NOOOOOO”
Biotin is a buff bald dude chugging raw eggs even though you told him not to.
Folate is always running late with his neural tube dragging 9 feet behind him. He has a car.
Cobalamin is 12 and faints a lot at the sight of blood. idfk
Ascorbate and le scurrveehh
So thiamine walks into a bar and…