cranquis asked: You are in an exam room, waiting for the doctor. There are three drawers: one with tongue depressors, one with bandaids, and one with surgical lube. You have 60 seconds to wreak havoc. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Open all the drawers and keep them open. Squeeze out all the lube in a squiggly squaggly design all over the room. On the floor. On the walls. On the bed (I mean why am I even there? Havoc is my first, middle, and last name).

Take the tongue depressors and stick ‘em on to the lubricant, spelling out my initials (well, only the initials of my alter ego). Break the rest into halves and just throw ‘em around and see wherever they land and stick.

Open as many bandaids as possible and stick them on the walls.

Oh, and since I’m in the exam room anyway, throw all the instruments out of their respective places. Put a bandaid on the otoscope too.